Don’t Invite Your Girlfriend

Don’t bring your girlfriend thinking that she is going to be turned on by watching you get a lap dance. Now, if your girlfriend is the one who wants a lap dance you can have the conversation but be very sure that it is her idea and not in any way your fantasy.

It’s Okay to Ask How Much It Will Cost

When you get a lap dance you’ll enjoy it much more if you know how much it is going to cost you. Ask before it gets awkward.

Carry Cash

You know you are going to a strip club so have money when you arrive at the club. They might have an ATM and that ATM will have a hefty service charge. Also, no need to use your credit card, this is a cash business so get a boatload of singles before you walk into a Las Vegas strip club

Put Your Phone Down

Your phone should be off limits when you are in a strip club. There is no need to take pictures, videos or text your best friend about what you are doing. Be discreet and give people some privacy. If you need to take a call go outside, the restroom or away from the girls.

Keep Your Tongue To Yourself

When getting a dance do not under any circumstances think it is a good idea to lick the back or the neck of the dancer. No licking, no kissing, and no groping. Those are basic strip club rules.

Be Polite

Compliment the dancer as she entertains you. Do not compare her to other dancers or to your girlfriend. Have a conversation but keep it light, there is no need to tell a life story to her.

Follow The Rules

There might be rules posted but if they are not, ask the big guy who looks like he can crush you. He’ll tell you what you can and cannot do. Also, ask the girls how much is allowed.

Tip

This is a general rule but make sure you are taking care of everybody at the club. If you are watching the mainstage from far away it won’t kill you to drop so money on the stage. Just because you are not right on the rail does not mean that it is a free show. Remember, when that dancer is up there doing her thing she is working hard for you to have a good time.

Playful Introduction

Introduce yourself and be okay with whatever name the dancer gives you. Why do you need to know her real name? Why do you assume she gave you a fake name?

Infatuation is Good

Dancers appreciate the attention but keep in mind that they are at work. It is ok to be smitten with a dancer so long as you stay away from asking for a phone number or a way to contact them after work. Now, if the dancer is interested in you and that happens, well then use your discretion but don’t initiate it. You know these girls get hit on all night, right?